Bench notes
Short technical field notes on systems weirdness
Tag: Computers
09
Feb 2026
Shopping online, warts included
Found myself in the market for sweats and windbreaker pants. ChatGPT found a myriad of decent items meeting my criteri...
08
Feb 2026
Comprehending MELPA's size
For reasons, I grabbed the entire [MELPA](https://melpa.org/) archive of published Emacs packages to grep against. Som...
07
Feb 2026
Learned Quake 2 modding to recreate Instagib Blasters
After a bout of nostalgia, I learned the basics of Quake 2 modding then created a mod that's currently live. Learn how...
05
Feb 2026
My custom bash prompt is nearly 5 years old
A small milestone, and a quiet test of whether my approach holds up: I've been using mostly the same custom Bash promp...
04
Feb 2026
My Quake configs are managed by Emacs
Woops. I guess I recreated configuration management inside Org-mode. The Org file is where I think; the actual config...
29
Jan 2026
MPV is my jukebox
[MPV](https://mpv.io/) does all my local media playback --- videos and music. I start MPV with: - `--idle` - `--i...
28
Jan 2026
Nuked GitHub repos
Every once in awhile, a public GitHub repository goes missing. This isn't new. The internet is an organic thing, and ...
25
Jan 2026
Computer science classes sometimes don't reflect reality
Recollecting my experience in my Systems Programming class. We had a 50 MiB quota on a Debian oldstable server. There...
25
Jan 2026
Trying discovery writing with GNU Ed
> Tools _can_ work against you as much as they work with you. And there I go, finding myself using [GNU ed](https://ww...
21
Jan 2026
Deskthority is no more
Deskthority has begun to be gutted. - The wiki no longer loads - The forum is intermittently failing The site was...
19
Jan 2026
ChatGPT has gross fonts
I don't know exactly what fonts ChatGPT uses, but it's definitely not my browser default. Behold the grossness. {{< f...
15
Jan 2026
RouterOS made DNS over HTTPS painful again
This is a field note from debugging RouterOS DoH breakage, written on a three hours of sleep + annoyed. Probably mista...
06
Jan 2026
No AI (Organic) Seal
Over a testy but light-hearted debate with my favorite IRC ~~curmudgeons~~ pals, we joked about a label for products th...
30
Dec 2025
Mash keys in MPV to learn them
Check out `mpv --input-test --force-window --idle`. This opens an idle MPV window to eats all keyboard inputs and repo...
28
Dec 2025
Haiku's filesystem attributes
Apparently Haiku (and its spiritual predecessor BeOS) can store arbitrary attributes and data on any file **within** th...
24
Dec 2025
Sqlite parses JSON in ZIP files
Pondering over Sqlite's [CLI documentation](https://sqlite.org/cli.html) and discovered if one invokes `sqlite3` with a...